Signs that your life is painfully uncool..........

You have to physically restrain yourself from shouting, " Run Forest run !!" , every time you see someone sprinting.

You have no idea what Justin is going to get when he says he is getting sexy back.

You thought Salsbury was a cookie, Sainsbury was where the stonehenge was and Shrewsbury was a grocery store.....

You don't know what nude or taupe looks like, even though it's the 'in' colour of the season

You decide what to wear by looking at the weather forecast instead of Vogue and still manage to get it wrong.

Your exotic travels include you, a national express train and a blue ikea bag with an ice box full of samples to test.

You trade nights out with nights spent watching Queer as Folk on youtube while your samples misbehave in the GPC.

Your Friday night entertainment involves staring at an ecg monitor in the ICU

You are happiest when the results of your research are coherent.