What not to do when you are avoiding trouble with the thesis supervisor

1. Hide under the table.

2. Hide in the fumigation cupboard.

3. Hide on the lab shelf and pretend to be a beaker.

4. Pretend you don't speak English. "No speakay inglieess"

5. Pretend you are deaf.

6. Pretend you are dumb.

7. Pretend you are deaf and dumb.

8. Start speaking in fake Chinese ( this one will really get you in to trouble if your supervisor is also Chinese).

9. Run around yelling the Huns are attacking , run for your life !!!

10. Pretend your dog ate your research, experiment or computer.

11. Pretend your pet T-Rex ate your research.

12. Pretend your pet T-Rex ate you up *Burp*

13. Say "What do you think ?" when he asks 'YOU' any question.